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Lynchy, it’s your birthday!

Some things are never seen by themselves.

iterate birthdays in October. Seagulls. Regrets after a night out. Ryan Lynch‘s Disney tees.πŸ‘•πŸ°

Griswolds, hold the Lynch family’s beer. You see, with Anaheim and Tokyo already under their belt πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅, and the Melbourne/Brisbane cruise just ahead πŸš’πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί, they’re set to clinch the enviable ‘Holy Trinity’: three continents, three Disney parks, one Epic Family Flexβ„’. And matchy-matchy Disney tees for all, naturally.

Sure, Ryan’s wardrobe is an ode to family fashion unity but make no mistake: he’s a hardened DIY… delegator πŸ› οΈ Rumour is, his backyard reno was so hands-off, he got calluses from all the pointing. πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‰πŸ‘†

Jokes aside, he did us a solid by having it ready to host all our iterate summer gatherings. We’ll wrap them up early, though. Coach Ryan needs to be fresh for his Saturday morning mini cricketers πŸπŸ‘Ά Suspecting he’s the kind of dad cookie-cutters are modeled after? Same.

And did we mention he’s punching out 80km+ weekend rides? πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ Move over Michael Boyd there’s a new Primary MAMIL in the office. Sleek. Aerodynamic. Ready for action.

Ryan’s getting things done while keeping it fun πŸŽ‰ His recipe is simple but potent: mood-lifting banter, a laugh that fixes everything and organisational skills tighter than his snappy cycling kit.

On that note, time to loosen things up with a toast.

Lynchy, let’s raise a glass of something tastyβ€”tequila πŸ₯ƒ, your fancy yuzu liquor πŸ‹, or maybe both? It’s 9am Tuesday on the internet, anything goes. Happy birthday and bottoms up! πŸŽ‚πŸ₯‚

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