33.33% of team iterate were born in October.
A statistically improbable clustering? Delightfully suspicious ratio? We just call it Rocktober 🤘 And today, a day early, we’re celebrating one powerful third of this percentage: Hannah Campbell. 🎉
Some birthday posts are penned out of love; others out of respect for a mean jab, cross, left hook combo. For Hannah, it’s definitely both. 💘😅🥊
This Kiwi was thrown in the deep end when she joined us, but she took to it like a fish to water. And hasn’t even smirked at our pronunciation of ‘fish and chips’ once. (To our faces, anyway 🤔) Instead, Hannah’s been fighting the trans-Tasman culture war in more sophisticated ways—by unleashing an intimidating level of organisation. 📋🪖
Her Trello board isn’t just colour-coded: it’s a direct attack on chaos with zero survivors. It’s a weapon of mass productivity. As for Ryan Lynch, who’s used to being ‘the organised one’ around here… Identity crisis initiated 🫨📈 And just when the therapy following his own birthday post was starting to work.
Meanwhile, Hannah’s busy being indispensable, impressing us at boxing class, and definitely not building a covert network of Kiwi operatives for a hostile takeover. Just innocently becoming besties with our contractors—especially the Kiwis 🙄🥝 Maintaining a strategic Whittaker’s chocolate stockpile 🙄🥝 Evangelising literally everything Kiwi. 🙄🥝
For iterate events, Hannah’s the perfect blend of meticulous planner and calm anchor ✨🧘♀️ But her return to work after witnessing our karaoke night is perhaps the strongest testament to her character. Sheer grit? Remarkable trauma suppression? We’re keeping our questions to ourselves. 😶
Happy birthday for tomorrow, Hannah! 🎂🎈 We don’t even care if we’re pawns in your elaborate game. Whatever you’re plotting, we’re just glad you’re here plotting it with us.
