We never let the truth get in the way of a good birthday post ✌️
But sometimes reality outdoes fiction. For instance: thousands of years ago, some people thought eclipses meant the sun had been eaten. Today, we know better. Eclipses are actually caused by Sam Bowring‘s haunting rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. 🌑🎤
They say you can’t have it all, but Sam’s out to prove them wrong. Hair for days, cardio for weeks and an incredibly large brain—he’s the total package that makes other packages feel inadequate. 🧔♀️🏃♂️🧠
We’re not saying he’s perfect, but maybe we are? This year we’ve seen Sam swan dive into new markets (CRO, Web Content, Product, FED 👀). He runs a mean half-marathon. And he knows the capital of Burkina Faso*, along with every airport code from AMS to ZRH.
Haters will say “Sam is an ex-travel agent, it was his job to know global trivia” 🙅
They might also say “Sam lost his wallet twice in the past 2 weeks” 🙅
Or “Sam is not very good at lawn bowls” 🙅
Haters gonna hate, but Sam continues to live life in bold caps. Euro adventures with his long-time love 👩❤️👨 Golfing the fairways of Cape Wickham and King Island ⛳️ But always returning to bring 80s power ballad energy to his career. 🎸
Happy birthday for tomorrow, SB!
Let’s party like you just found your wallet. 🕺🎂👛
*It’s Ouagadougou, for the non-Sams
