According to work anniversary tradition, we’re supposed to highlight Tatiana Ashby’s professional accomplishments. 📜
Like how she mentored Hannah Campbell to pass on her Admin Queen crown in a historic transfer of power 👑✨ How she gracefully pivoted into Resourcing Delivery Consultant. And how she’s built a solid candidate fanbase through sheer force of hard work and competence.
We could go wholesome. Talk about Tats’ adventures exploring the Victorian countryside, her love of comedy shows and theatre, or her weird-but-we’re-here-for-it taste in Russian power rock. 🤘🎸
But we can’t help being distracted by her commitment to prank-based warfare 😈 It’s psychological. It’s surgical. Just ask Sam Bowring, who returned from a trip to find his entire desk had gone 2D 📄😱 Or Ryan Lynch, who came back from Japan to discover his face had achieved brief fame in Richmond’s sumo circuit. 📸
We’re not saying Tats’ pranks are the reason we all have mild anxiety about taking holidays. We’re not even saying our highly popular wellbeing program was created in response. That spike in stress-relieving sauna use? Proves nothing. 🧖♀️🤐
Meanwhile, January is staring down the barrel at its most organised wedding in history. That’s right, Russian Tats is soon to marry Aussie Dennis 🇷🇺❤️🇦🇺and we have a few hashtag ideas: hashtagDennisSaysDa (we’re not even sorry), hashtagVodkaMeetsVegemite (okay, maybe we’re a little sorry), or our personal fave hashtagDatsForever.
Dennis might be getting the lifetime contract, but we’re celebrating our own Tats milestone right here. 🎊🥂
To our favourite Yuzhna: thanks for 3 glorious years, and year-round lols!
